Political Joke
I received this joke from a friend of mine. I don’t post forwards too often, except when I find them really amusing - most i end up deleting before even reading them. I found this one pretty funny, so I wanted to share it with you.
My Dad the Dancer
One day, a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up–fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the
teacher prodded him about his father, he turnrd red and replied, “Well…my father’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and give him a private show.”
The teacher, obviously very shaken by the young man’s statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took young Justin aside to ask him, ”I am so sorry to hear tha story about your father! Is that really true?”
“Well, it wasn’t really true,” the boy said, “he really works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected as our next President, but I was WAY too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”